June 2012
Anonymous asked: can you explain the tequila mockingbird thing?
edsheewalkedd:
NOW IT’S TIME TO BRING IT AROUND TOWN, BRING IT AROUND TOWWWN
sh4ne:
shavingryansprivates:
you guys are giving me gas
u should be thankful it’s like $4.50/gallon
pyocola:
I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”
mylifesarumor:
i forget who is running against obama in the election
imthedad:
imagine lying on the backs of 1,000 corgis, as they gracefully carry you across the water, whispering ancient melodies
3 tags
AAAWWWWYEAAAHHH!
So, for my brother’s birthday, he didn’t want a big party, he just wanted like 2 of his friends and me to have a small party.
At this place called Rockin’ Jump.
Anonymous asked: if a vagina isn't used can it heal up and close??
I set the password for my ipod as "what"
anymannymore:
friend: what’s your password?
me: what
friend: …what’s your password?
me: what.
friend: what?
me: yeah!
friend: yeah?
me: no
friend: wait, what is it?
me: what.
this is one of the reasons why I lack friends haha….