Anonymous asked: can you explain the tequila mockingbird thing?
edsheewalkedd: NOW IT’S TIME TO BRING IT AROUND TOWN, BRING IT AROUND TOWWWN
sh4ne: shavingryansprivates: you guys are giving me gas u should be thankful it’s like $4.50/gallon
pyocola: I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”
mylifesarumor: i forget who is running against obama in the election
imthedad: imagine lying on the backs of 1,000 corgis, as they gracefully carry you across the water, whispering ancient melodies
So, for my brother’s birthday, he didn’t want a big party, he just wanted like 2 of his friends and me to have a small party. At this place called Rockin’ Jump.
Anonymous asked: if a vagina isn't used can it heal up and close??
I set the password for my ipod as "what"
anymannymore: friend: what’s your password? me: what friend: …what’s your password? me: what. friend: what? me: yeah! friend: yeah? me: no friend: wait, what is it? me: what. this is one of the reasons why I lack friends haha….