June 2012
h0odrich:
nosdrinker:
i want to hang out with mike but like
what would we do
probably fight crime
or we could find a shrinking machine and shrink ourselves down and since your straightede and im a drug addict you could wear an angel costume and id wear a devil one and we can jump on peoples shoulders and mindfuck them and keep score on how many people i get fucked up and how many people...
iaintevennmadbro:
omG MY GRANDPA IS STANDING IN THE KITCHEN POURING A SODA JUST TALKING TO HIMSELF HE’S LIKE I SHOUOLD BE STIRRING WHY AM I NOT STIRRING OH BECAUSE IM POURING I SHOUOLD BE STIRRING TOO MANY BUBBLES TOOO LATE IM POURING I CAN’T STIR OUT THE BUBBLES TOO MANY BUBBLES OH NO
commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
url-goes-here:
the scariest part about hipster blogs is they rarely have text posts
it’s like the blogger isn’t even alive
they’re just a soulless vessel fueled only by pictures of coffee and trendy clothes
Watch
deduce-me-e:
timelordy-teganbreann:
...
so you've all probably seen this picture
4bbie:
well, i don’t know the girl in the “don’t support fag marriages” picture, but i did come across this:
and i feel really bad that she’s getting so much hate for a simple misunderstanding. i’m not tumblr famous or anything, so this probably won’t go too well, but i’m trying to get the word out because i feel bad for this girl. thanks
What would you like?
Katara: You know Sokka... Aang, Toph and Zuko have statues. You could have one too..
Sokka: I know, but I want something really special. Something that means alot to me in my own way.
Aang: We still haven't named the bay area that surrounds Air Temple Island and borders Republic City
Sokka: What woul-... Yue. Yue Bay.
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Reblog if you want an extremely sexual message in...
jenny-sdcc:
Because this can’t end well at all and I need a laugh.
because i want to laugh at you guys
though you probably won’t even send any, but whatever
Watchthegirlwiththedragonairtattoo:
stevesboypussy:
yaoibutts:
shavingryansprivates:
introducing… SPOONS!
OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF
hahahaha omg
Andy Milonakis, omfg.
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People who think Amon is hot
Y-you can’t even see his face, though
AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
