Things I Never Learned In School
dontcomecryingtome: How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote What political parties are How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job How to write a check/balance a check book Anything to do with banking How to do loans for college How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things How to buy a car or house but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean...
therealhamster: let’s all start and care about drama on a website. let’s get upset with people hundreds or thousands of miles away from us. this is important. this is what we need to do. this is our destinies. this isn’t petty at all. no, it’s what needs to be done.
hobgoblinhero: monochromatic-spectrum: cadegrey: hoetarou: anime moseby more like moesby kawaii desu uguu you make my prndl go doki doki
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
isshuregion: fugrats: ive watched this literally every day since it was first posted S
captainfrancesca: anime parents must be so confused like “we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”
rupindah: in fifth grade these two guys were passing notes and the teacher caught them so instead of giving the teacher the note one of them just ate it
hehehe hi :3
abunchoftwats: oscarstardis: liveinphoenix: ricksanscrotum: albus severus potter is literally the worst name ever bronx mowgli wentz begs to differ Renesmee Carlie Cullen
OMG KKKKKKKK, HELP GUYS OADSMKKMOADSMKODAS
etherealzephyr: indietier: THAT WAS ACTUALLY AN ACCIDENT hOLY SHIT FREUDIAN SLIP good job OMFG
me watching the olympics: ohmygod that was so incredibly amazing bljasfhajsghadg
commentator: oh wow he really messed up there, not good at all, he's probably really upset with himself.
Oh, man I just followed an awesome harry potter blog! *promotes* dear-ginny
cashier: will that be cash or credit
lady gaga: i'll take credit thanks
lady gaga: i'll take credit for EVERYTHING
bada-boombada-bing: This is amazing omfg can i be them
MISSING E LETS YOU SHUFFLE YOUR QUEUE
I just did a digital painting last night and now I’m immediately redoing it. It looked amazing last night, but now…
thebrotherswinchester: being part of a fandom has made me really good at having quiet, contained mental breakdowns like if you saw me in public you would never guess that at that very moment i was having a complete emotional upheaval over fictional characters you would have no idea
hypnotizingly: Reblog this if I can vent to you. Like completely skip all the awkwardness and just start talking to you.
bipch: if you follow me and dont like homestuck then this post is for u:
Why does toast only stay warm for 5 seconds?