May 2013
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NO OKAY HOLY COW THIS SHOW IS GOOD
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Anonymous asked: yur really pretty and Yur face is symmetrical :))
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blindguymcsqueezie:
ditch-able-prom-date:
thetableistryingtoeatme:
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who is respectful about everyone elses beliefs
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lambhoof:
feester:
lambhoof:
My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs
Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs
1. Doot Toot 2. tiny fern 3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods 4. broken heart broken trumpet 5. George Costanza is my hero
paralyzedhorse:
megaman2:
thegreat-repetition:
If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.
oh boy
i’m offended by slut shaming and the farthest i’ve ever gone with another person is a handshake
i guess i’m a slut though so sorry parents
itunes is so confusing i hate it
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vriska-ler:
“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
...
Color My Inbox
Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I...
laughingnancy:
IS IT A FRIEND CRUSH
OR IS IT A REAL CRUSH
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so i changed the sounds on my computer
when i turn it on/open it
when i plug in a USB
when i unplug a USB
low battery alert
when i shut down the computer
Reblog if you have less than 8,000 followers
bootommo:
i am gonna help you all get more followers
i will promo in groups of 10 :) (so basically every 10 reblog i’ll promo)
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☆ﾐ(o*^ω^)ﾉ
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stupidfandoms:
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starmagica:
laura4484:
starmagica:
“mishapocolypse!!!” “sherpocolypse!!!” “hetapocolypse!!!!” “homepocolypse!!!!” “whopocolypse!!!”
What about the Tompocolypse!!!!?
Well, we own Tumblr so…BYE!
you are the stupidest person on this website if you seriously think that.
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
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robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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I JUST SCARED MYSELF OH MY GOD
I FORGOT THAT EARLIER TODAY I CHANGED MY SOUND SETTINGS TO THE TURRETS FROM PORTAL SO WHEN I OPEN MY COMPUTER I HEAR THIS
also other stuff too but i completely forgot and then there i go opening my computer and automatically panicking out of reflex
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Anonymous asked: I would like to point out that if some people are annoyed one day and not other days, then they were likely having an off day or something like that.
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[[MORE]]ugh that guy i used to like but now im trying not to seems to always be in my group for group activities in english class nowadays and i just
and now i see him online on fb or whatever and i get all weird which is a BAD THING NO STOP BEING SO CUTE IM NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE YOU but i dont want to totally not talk to him anymore because that would be mean and i dont want to do that but...
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mintsmintsmints:
captorihardlyknowher:
count-vulvula:
thedivingboard:
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
“God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are...”
– The Pervocracy - “Teenage Panic.” (via klonazepam)
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“Studies have shown that, across the pay grades, women who weigh less are paid...”
– I don’t want to be told I’m pretty as I am - I want to live in a world where that’s irrelevant (via brute-reason)
analassasin69:
im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends
I love you
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i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
mishaoverlord:
ex-cuse-u:
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are...
whhoreo:
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
